Why don’t deer have uncles?
Because they only have antlers.
Animal Jokes
What do you call a giraffe in the north pole?
Lost!
Why don’t sharks eat clowns?
They taste funny!
What’s the crossbreed of a baby sheep, a boy pig, and a guinea pig?
A Lamborghini! (Lamb-Boar-Guinea)
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
Wonkey!
What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with a black bird?
A lot of broken telephone poles!
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