What kind of an animal does not play fair?
A cheetah!
Animal Jokes
Once a very fat man was going to market on an elephant. A boy was continuously looking at him. The fat man asked, “Why are you looking at me like this? You have never seen an elephant?”
The boy said, “I have seen many elephants but never one riding one!”
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because they will always be spotted!
Way did the dog eat the cat?
Because he was too tired to chase it!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
U-nique up on him!
Tame way.
Tame way.
What’s louder than a cat meowing
up a tree?
Two cats meowing up a tree!
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