Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because they will always be spotted!
Animal Jokes
Way did the dog eat the cat?
Because he was too tired to chase it!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
U-nique up on him!
Tame way.
Tame way.
What’s louder than a cat meowing
up a tree?
Two cats meowing up a tree!
A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way did the egg roll down?
Roosters don’t lay eggs!
A cowboy rode into town on January 5. He stayed in town for a week and rode home again on January 5. How is that possible?
His horse’s name was January 5!
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