Animal Jokes

From Allison, age 11, Texas

What do you call a fish that can’t swim?

Bait!

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From Sarah, age 13, United States

What do you call a dog and a cat?

A dot!

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Sarah, age 11, Springfield, VA

Why don’t rabbits need glasses?

Because they eat lots of carrots!

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From Allison, age 11, Texas

If a rooster lays an egg and the wind is blowing 70 miles
west and 30 miles east wich way will the egg roll?

A rooster dosen’t lay eggs!

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From Sabrina, age 8, Australia

What’s louder than a
cat up a tree?

Two cats up a tree!

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From Rachel, age 9, TN, United States

What kind of an animal does not play fair?

A cheetah!

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