Animal Jokes

What do you call a dog and a cat?

Why don’t rabbits need glasses?

If a rooster lays an egg and the wind is blowing 70 miles
west and 30 miles east wich way will the egg roll?

What’s louder than a
cat up a tree?

What kind of an animal does not play fair?

Once a very fat man was going to market on an elephant. A boy was continuously looking at him. The fat man asked, “Why are you looking at me like this? You have never seen an elephant?”