If a rooster lays an egg and the wind is blowing 70 miles
west and 30 miles east wich way will the egg roll?
A rooster dosen’t lay eggs!
Animal Jokes
What’s louder than a
cat up a tree?
Two cats up a tree!
What kind of an animal does not play fair?
A cheetah!
Once a very fat man was going to market on an elephant. A boy was continuously looking at him. The fat man asked, “Why are you looking at me like this? You have never seen an elephant?”
The boy said, “I have seen many elephants but never one riding one!”
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because they will always be spotted!
Way did the dog eat the cat?
Because he was too tired to chase it!
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