Animal Jokes

From Casandra Chia, age 11, Singapore

What do you call a Camel Kingdom?

Camel-lot!

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From Syeda, age 11, London,England

What lives in the sea and carries people?

An Octobus!

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From Ruby, age 6, Tucson, AZ

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can’t tuna fish!

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From Alexis, age 9, Miami

What do you call a surgeon with 8 arms?

A doctapus!

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From Oscar, age 13, Kilkenny, Ireland

What’s black and white and red all over?

An angry panda!

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From Allison, age 11, Texas

What do you call a fish that can’t swim?

Bait!

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