What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A slow poke!
Animal Jokes
What’s black and white and red all over?
An angry panda!
What do you call a fish that can’t swim?
Bait!
What do you call a dog and a cat?
A dot!
Why don’t rabbits need glasses?
Because they eat lots of carrots!
If a rooster lays an egg and the wind is blowing 70 miles
west and 30 miles east wich way will the egg roll?
A rooster dosen’t lay eggs!
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