Animal Jokes

From Alexis, age 9, Miami

What do you call a surgeon with 8 arms?

A doctapus!

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From Lexy, age 9, Crossville, Tennessee

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?

A slow poke!

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From Oscar, age 13, Kilkenny, Ireland

What’s black and white and red all over?

An angry panda!

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From Allison, age 11, Texas

What do you call a fish that can’t swim?

Bait!

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From Sarah, age 13, United States

What do you call a dog and a cat?

A dot!

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Sarah, age 11, Springfield, VA

Why don’t rabbits need glasses?

Because they eat lots of carrots!

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