Why does the gorilla have big nostrils?
Because it has big fingers!
Animal Jokes
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts!
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A horse fell in a mud hole!
So a duck walks into a bar and says “Do you got any grapes?’
and the man replies “No.”
So the next day the duck is back at the bar and says “Do you have any grapes?”
And the guy says “No.”
So this goes on for a few days so the guy finally replied, “No we don’t have any grapes, and if you ask that again I’m gonna nail you down to the bar table.”
Soooo the next day the duck walks in and says “Do you have any nails?” Confused, the guy said “No.” Then the duck said “Do you have any grapes?”
What do you call a lamb with a machine gun?
Lambo!
What does a mongoose like to eat?
Gooseberry cereal!
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