Animal Jokes

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

So a duck walks into a bar and says “Do you got any grapes?’
and the man replies “No.”
So the next day the duck is back at the bar and says “Do you have any grapes?”
And the guy says “No.”
So this goes on for a few days so the guy finally replied, “No we don’t have any grapes, and if you ask that again I’m gonna nail you down to the bar table.”

What do you call a lamb with a machine gun?

What does a mongoose like to eat?