One person has a pet centipede. He asked it to get the paper. Two hours later he goes out to see what was happening. The centipede said:
Wait! I still don’t have all my shoes on?
Animal Jokes
Why was the rabbit always getting his sister in trouble?
Because his name was Buster! (bust her)
Why does the gorilla have big nostrils?
Because it has big fingers!
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts!
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A horse fell in a mud hole!
So a duck walks into a bar and says “Do you got any grapes?’
and the man replies “No.”
So the next day the duck is back at the bar and says “Do you have any grapes?”
And the guy says “No.”
So this goes on for a few days so the guy finally replied, “No we don’t have any grapes, and if you ask that again I’m gonna nail you down to the bar table.”
Soooo the next day the duck walks in and says “Do you have any nails?” Confused, the guy said “No.” Then the duck said “Do you have any grapes?”
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