What does a kangaroo do when he gets angry?
He’s hopping mad!
Animal Jokes
There was a Duck, a Frog, and a Skunk, and all of them were in line at the dollar theater when the lady said that will be 3 dollars. 2 of them could pay but one could not; who could not pay and why?
The Duck went in ’cause he paid a Bill; the Frog went in ’cause he paid a Greenback, but the skunk could not ’cause he only had a scent!
What animal can hit a baseball?
A bat!
One person has a pet centipede. He asked it to get the paper. Two hours later he goes out to see what was happening. The centipede said:
Wait! I still don’t have all my shoes on?
Why was the rabbit always getting his sister in trouble?
Because his name was Buster! (bust her)
Why does the gorilla have big nostrils?
Because it has big fingers!
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