Why did the horse cross the road?
To see his neigh-bors!
Animal Jokes
What do you call the horse next door?
Your next door NEIGH-bor!
What animal always sounds like it’s lying?
A lion!
What does the sheep say when it needs a bath?
I need a baaaaath!
What do you call a gorilla that plays golf?
A Hairy Putter!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A jump rope!
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