What do you call a gorilla that plays golf?
A Hairy Putter!
Animal Jokes
What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A jump rope!
What does a kangaroo do when he gets angry?
He’s hopping mad!
There was a Duck, a Frog, and a Skunk, and all of them were in line at the dollar theater when the lady said that will be 3 dollars. 2 of them could pay but one could not; who could not pay and why?
The Duck went in ’cause he paid a Bill; the Frog went in ’cause he paid a Greenback, but the skunk could not ’cause he only had a scent!
What animal can hit a baseball?
A bat!
One person has a pet centipede. He asked it to get the paper. Two hours later he goes out to see what was happening. The centipede said:
Wait! I still don’t have all my shoes on?
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