Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
Because he was too big to fit in the elevator!
Animal Jokes
What does a fish smoke?
Seaweed!
What kind of shoes do mice wear?
Squeakers!
Who steals soap from your bathroom?
The Robber Ducky!
Why do koala mothers carry their babies on their back?
Because its too hard to push the pram up the tree!
What’s another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet!
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