What’s another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet!
Animal Jokes
What did the mosquito say to the elephant?
Hide behind me.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To see his neigh-bors!
What do you call the horse next door?
Your next door NEIGH-bor!
What animal always sounds like it’s lying?
A lion!
What does the sheep say when it needs a bath?
I need a baaaaath!
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