A duck walks into a drug store and goes to the beauty department. The duck grabs some lip gloss. She walks up to the chaser. “Credit or Debit?”
“Put it right on my ‘bill’ !”
Animal Jokes
What do you call a bear without teeth?
a gummy bear!
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
Because he was too big to fit in the elevator!
What does a fish smoke?
Seaweed!
What kind of shoes do mice wear?
Squeakers!
Who steals soap from your bathroom?
The Robber Ducky!
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