Why is the maximum speed of the Cheetah 110km per hour?
Because that is the speed limit!
Animal Jokes
How did the lion greet the other animals?
With pride!
What do you get if you cross 50 pigs and 50 deer?
A hundred sows n bucks!
A duck walks into a drug store and goes to the beauty department. The duck grabs some lip gloss. She walks up to the chaser. “Credit or Debit?”
“Put it right on my ‘bill’ !”
What do you call a bear without teeth?
a gummy bear!
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
Because he was too big to fit in the elevator!
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