Animal Jokes

From Laura, age 8, Erie, Colorado

Can a pet really be worth 500?

Yes, if it saves all its money!

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From Nikhila, age 8, USA

What animal do you not want to play cards with?

A Cheat-ah!

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From Kara, age 17, Luther Oklahoma

What do you get when you cross a Porcupine with a balloon?

Pop!

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From Madeline , age 9, Austailia

How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

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From Lizz, age 3, London

What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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From ANIMAL LOVER, age 9, U.S.A.

How do sheep stay clean?

They take a BAAAAATH!

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