Animal Jokes

From Zekaria, 8 years old, Virginia, USA

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!

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From Victoria, 9 years old, America

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!!!!!!!!!!!

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From Lydia Smith, age 12, Seaford, England

Q.What has a spiked tail, plates on it’s back and wheels?

A. A stegosaurus on roller blades!

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From Eowyn, age 8, Australia

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A woolly jumper!

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From Emma O., 10 years old, Utah

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

Take away its credit card!

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From Carol, age 7, Arlington,America

Why don’t mice take ballet lessons?

Because they are just tutu small!

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