Animal Jokes

From Tencho, age 9, Nepal

What is green and hangs on trees?

Giraffe snot!

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From Lolo, 7 years old, Canada

What’s black, white, and red all over?

A panda with a sun burn!

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From Yanelli Gloria, 11 years old, Cailfornia

What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry!

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From Lotti, age 13, Thatcham, England

What do you call a baby whale?

A little squirt!

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From Kate Boyd, age 10, Australia

Why do pandas have two black eyes?

Because they are the worst at fighting!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the rabbit wear a shower cap?

It didn’t want to get its hare wet!!

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