Animal Jokes

From Emma, 12 years old, Philadelphia

How does a sheep get clean?

With a baa-th!

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From Katie, age 5, Omaha, Nebraska

Where do horses go to read books?

Barnes and Noble!

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From Karen, age 13, NY, USA

Why did Tigger look into the toilet?

He was looking for poo! (Winnie the Pooh)

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From TechMake, 9 years old, Columbus, Georgia

What is a gorilla’s favorite president?

Ape-raham Lincoln!

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From Lexy, age 9, Crossville, Tennessee

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?

A slow poke!

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From Trevor, age 7, Hong Kong

What is a mouse’s favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

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