Animal Jokes

From Onnabug, 9 years old, North America, Virginia, Virginia Beach

What do you call a dog in the sun?

A hot dog!

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From Bella, 9 years old, St.Augustine,Florida

What do you call a alligator wearing a vest?

An in-vest-i-gator!

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From Harsehaj, 10 years old, New York City

Why aren’t cheetahs very good at playing Hide n’ Seek?

They’re always spotted!

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From Brayden, 10 years old, USA

How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose!

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From Dolly, age 6, India

What kind of animal goes OOM?

A cow walking backwards!

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From FRANKI, age 11, Banks, Oregon

What did the teddy bear say when he was offered another cookie?

No thanks, I’m stuffed!

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