Miscellaneous Jokes

From Luca, age 5, Maplewood, New Jersey

What goes up but never comes down?

Your age!

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From Sarah, age 13, Massachusetts

What’s hairy, brown and wears sunglasses?

A cooconut on vacation!

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From Michael B., age 17, Brisbane, Australia

What’s red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket!

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From Madalia, age 12, Australia

What kind of door does Harry Potter’s dorm have?

A Dumble-door!

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From Teagan Marcouiller, 11 years old, Wisconsin

A man moves a wheelbarrow past a hotel, then breathes a sigh of relief. Why?

It’s Monopoly!

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From Cortney , age 11, USA

What do you never do in an airport?

never yell hi to your friend jack.
HI JACK!

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