Miscellaneous Jokes

A man moves a wheelbarrow past a hotel, then breathes a sigh of relief. Why?

What do you never do in an airport?

Why was that movie like camping?

What do teapots wear for clothes?

How did the woman knit a suit of armor?

This newcomer to Vancouver arrives on a rainy day.
She gets up the next day and its raining.
It continues to pour for the rest of the week.
Leaning out her apartment window, she sees a little boy playing on the stoop below and asks, “Hey, kid, does it ever stop raining around here?”