Monkey Jokes

From Zion S, 9 years old, California

What do monkeys sing around Christmas time?

Jungle Bells!

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From Caroline, 11 years old, Illinois

What do monkeys sing at Christmas time?

Jungle Bells

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From Allie, 13 years old, New York City

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers!

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From Janine, 10 years old, London, England

What key do you use to open a banana?

A Mon – key!

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From Cora, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

What can a 500 pound gorilla do?

Whatever he wants!

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From Shazza, 6 years old, London, England

Where does a baby ape sleep?

In an apricot!

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