Monkey Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A bab-boom!

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From Caroline, age 9, Georgia

How do you open a chest full of bananas?

You use a mon-key!

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From Emma, age 10, England

How do monkeys make toast?

Put bread under the gorilla! (the grill)

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From Eagles Fan, age 11, Lewisburg, PA.

How did the monkey cross the road?

It hopped on a chicken’s back!

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From Opi, 10 years old

When is the best time to see gorillas in the wild?

In Ape-ril (April)!

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From Sammy, 10 years old, New York

How do monkeys cook their dinner?

They use a Gorilla

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