Monkey Jokes

From Henry and Oscar, age 8, Norwich, England

What’s invisible and smells of bananas?

Monkey breath!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

How do you make a gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for dinner!

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From Klaus, 3 years old

What kind of monkeys fly?

Hot air baboons!

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From Marc, a parent, Ontario

How do you open an ape?

With a mon-key!!!

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From Daisy, age 7, Nottingham, England

Why was the monkey eating bananas?

Because she was going bananas!

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From Anan, age 17, Trinidad and Tobago

What is invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts!

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