Monkey Jokes

From Sophie, age 9, New Jersey

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

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From Charlie, age 4, Delaware, Ohio

How did the gorilla know he was sick?

He had a belly ape!

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From Anna, age 9, New york

What key spends most of it’s time in the tree eating bananas?

A monkey!

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From Lindsey, age 9, U.S.A.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree?

He let go!

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From Camdyn, 8 years old, USA

Why could’nt the sock monkey finish his breakfast?

Because, he was stuffed!

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From heidi, age 11, rock creek ohio

What’s invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey fart!

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