Where did the fish get its money?
The riverbank!
There were two lazy people. They went and robbed a bank and came home. One said, “Let’s count the money.” The other one said:
“We’ll see it in the newspaper tomorrow.”
Teacher:If you had one dollar and asked your dad for one dollar , how much money would you have ?
Student:One dollar.
Teacher:You don’t know your maths.
Student:You don’t know my dad!
Why didn’t the letter E spend any money?
Because he’s always in dEbt!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank!
Teacher: Billy, if you have 50 cents, and you asked your dad for 50 cents more, how much money would you have?
Billy: 50 cents
Teacher: You don’t know how to add!
So Billy said…
You don’t know my dad!
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