A guy went up to God and asks him “God, how much is a penny for you?” God replies “$1,000” The guy asks him “How much is a second for you?” God replies “1,000 years.” The guy asks him “God can I have a penny from you?”
God replies “Wait one sec.”
Where Do Alligators Store Their Money?
In River-banks!
How do you double your money ?
By placing it in front of the mirror!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short!
What’s a quicker way to double your money?
YOU FOLD IT!
Why did the man freeze his money?
To get cold hard cash!
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