Math Jokes

From Tristen, 9 years old, US

What’s 0 plus 0?

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From Osyo DJ, age 10, America and Israel

What can you put in a bucket of water to make it lighter?

A hole!

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From Anonymous, age 11, Massachusetts

What did the 5 say to the 2?

I’m bigger than you are!
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From Pritish, age 13, Sydney

Who invented fractions?

Henry 1/8.

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From Samantha, age 6, Canada

What did zero say to eight?

Nice belt.

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From Victoria, 8 years old, Deleware

What tool do you use in math?

Multi-plyers!

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