Why was the Math book sad?
Because it had a lot problems!
Math Jokes
An Indian chief had three daughters, or Squaws and demanded that the men of his tribe present him with the hides of animals to earn his daughter’s hands in marriage.
The chief gave away his first daughter for a beaver hide.
The chief gave away his second daughter for the hide of a large buck.
And because the chief loved his third daughter the most, he only gave her away for the hide of a giant hippopotamus.
For he proclaimed:
The Squaw of the the first hide plus the Squaw of the second hide is equal to the Squaw of the hippopotamus.
A teacher is explaining the formula for circumference. “Pi R Squared.”
A student replies…
“No they’re not! They are round!”
“No they’re not! They are round!”
Why was the math book so sad?
Because it had so many problems!
Who invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference!
You have a bin full of black and white socks. What is the smallest number of socks you have to pick out to be sure you have a pair (of 2 whites or 2 blacks)?
3 socks.
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