Math Jokes

From Ben M., age 12, USA

If one’s not enough,
two’s company and three’s a crowd,
what’s four and five?

Nine!!

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From Roy, 11 years old, Ventura, California

What do you eat during math class?

Pie!

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From Caroline N., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

What’s a cow’s favorite math problem?

1 + 1 = moo!

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From Tristen, 9 years old, US

What’s 0 plus 0?

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From Osyo DJ, age 10, America and Israel

What can you put in a bucket of water to make it lighter?

A hole!

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From Anonymous, age 11, Massachusetts

What did the 5 say to the 2?

I’m bigger than you are!
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