Math Jokes

From Caitlin, age 12, Huddersfield, England

Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table?

Sir Cumference!

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From Courtney, age 13, Baldwinsville, NY

What did the dollar say to four quarters?

You’ve changed!

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From Bunny, age 6, Fresno, Texas

Why did the scientists have to stay at the mathmetician’s house?

He was serving pi!

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From Bridget J., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

What did the math teacher name her cow?

Cow-culator! (Calculator!)

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From Luke, 9 years old, USA

Why did the math worksheet go to the doctor?

It had problems!

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From Niranju, age 12, Sri Lanka

Math teacher:If you were 7 last year, how old will you be next year?
Kid:Nine
Math teacher:Impossible!

Kid:No it isn’t teacher, I’m eight today!

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