Math Jokes

From Karly, 11 years old, Wayne, IL

Why did the right angle go to the pool?

Because it was 90 degrees!

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From an anonymous reader

What is a forum?

Twoum + twoum.

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From Candice , 11 years old, New York

Parallel lines have so much in common…..

too bad they never meet!

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From DVD, age 11, Ottawa, Canada

Why was the longest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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From Zac M., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

How do math teachers drink their rootbeer?

In a square bottle!

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From Peter, age 4, Portland, Oregon

What do inches follow?

The ruler !

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