Math Jokes

From Bethany W., age 8 Akron, Ohio

What did one math book say to the other math book?

I’ve got more problems than you do.

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From Tumi, age 11, South Africa

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven ate nine!

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From Alex, age 13, England

3 out of 2 children don’t understand fractions.

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From Valerie L., 13 years old, California

Which U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Math-achusetts!

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From Brady, 9 years old, Texas

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

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From Karly, 11 years old, Wayne, IL

Why did the right angle go to the pool?

Because it was 90 degrees!

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