Math Jokes

From Tiffany, age 10, Enumclaw, Washington

What goes up and never comes down?

Addition!

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From Zoe , age 12, U.S.A

Jack:Mom I got 100% at school today1
Mom:Great On what?

Jack 50% on math and 50% on spelling!

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From Ana-Paulina , age 8, United States

What did the acorn that loved math say when he grew-up ?

Gee! I’m a tree! (geometry)

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From Snigdha, age 12, California

What did the Science book say to the Math book?

You have problems, man!

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From Heidi, age 12, Litchfield,Minnesota

A math teacher was riding on a bike past one of his student’s house. His student was digging in the mud. The teacher asked why.

“The weather man said it rained an inch and three
quarters. I’m looking for the three quarters!”

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From Freya, age 10, Falkirk, Scotland

Why was the gluestick bad at Math?

Because it kept getting stuck on the questions!

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