Teacher:Rachael, all your sums are wrong,
should I call your dad and tell him that
you never study?
Rachael:He won’t say anything.
Teacher:Why do you say that?
Rachael:Because he did these sums,not me!
Math Jokes
What did maths say to science?
You’re lucky you don’t have problems!
There were 99 people on a boat. The boat flipped over. How many people are left?
66!
What did the square say to the old circle?
“Been around long?”
What part of your body works out Math questions?
Your Add’ em’s apple!
Why is a person that is hungry like a smart person?
Because they both want pie (Pi)
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