Math Jokes

From Kyle, age 14, Colorado Springs, Colorado

What happened to the plant sitting on the windowsill of the math classroom?

It grew square roots!

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From Shunsuke, age 16, Japan

What did the zero say to the eight?

Hi guys!

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From Koen, age 7, Connecticut

Why was 9 scared of 7?

7 ate 9.

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From William, age 13, England

What is 67 + 35 + 99 + 136 + 84

A headache!

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From Sabbir M, age 14, Tampa, FL

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

Because it was over 90 degrees!

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From Mae, age 12, Sydney, Australia

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi!

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