Math Jokes

From Rhydum, age 9, Canada

What goes up and never comes down?

Your age!

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From Sophie C., age 11, Pensby

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because 7,8,9!

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From Utsavi, age 9, Mumbai ,India

Why is your geometry book so cute?

Because it has acute angles!

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From Kaylie, age 8, Texas

What did the pencil say to the calculator?

I know your problems!

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From Nikki, age 11, Illinois,U.S

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate (8) nine!

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From Unknown, age 15, Cody, Wyoming

How long does the number 8 sleep?

For infinity!

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