Math Jokes

From Smiley, a grownup, Washington

Why was 10 scared of 9

Cause 9 8 7!

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From Lizzy, 9 years old, USA

What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he got in the bath?

You-reeka!

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From Lydloves, 10 years old, Canada

Who invented fractions?

King Henry the 8th!

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From William Duff, 12 years old, Vancouver

Why couldn’t the 7 and 10 get married?

They were under 18!

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From Helen L , a teacher, Nairobi Kenya

What do math teachers eat during Thanksgiving?

Pumpkin pi!

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From Zach, 10 years old, Canada Manitoba

What did the circle say to the square?

You’re pointless!

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