Math Jokes

From Jennifer Lopez, 13 years old, Indiana

What did the math book say to the other math book?

I have a lot of problems!

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From Brint, 3 years old, MO

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine!

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From Riley, 8 years old, USA

What is two plus two?

A tutu!

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From Ernie, 11 years old, California

What did the little boy write to math?

Dear Math,
I am tired of trying to find your x, just get over it and admit that she’s gone.

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From Smiley, a grownup, Washington

Why was 10 scared of 9

Cause 9 8 7!

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From Lizzy, 9 years old, USA

What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he got in the bath?

You-reeka!

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