Math Jokes

From Jose, 7 years old, Tennessee

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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From Jennifer Lopez, 13 years old, Indiana

What did the math book say to the other math book?

I have a lot of problems!

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From Brint, 3 years old, MO

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine!

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From Riley, 8 years old, USA

What is two plus two?

A tutu!

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From Barrett W., 10 years old, IA

What is the Square Root of Pi?

Whipped Cream!

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From Ernie, 11 years old, California

What did the little boy write to math?

Dear Math,
I am tired of trying to find your x, just get over it and admit that she’s gone.

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