Math Jokes

From Michael Kim, 10 years old, California

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice tie!

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From Leandra Merkenich, 12 years old, Australia

How do you make seven an even number?

Take the “S” away!

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From Abm Arman Slahudin, 12 years old, New York

Why was the math book so sad?

It had so many problems.

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From Henri, 10 years old, Australia

What does MATH stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans!

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From Leah, 11 years old, United States

What did the calculator say to the girl?

I’ll solve all your problems!

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From B.J, 12 years old, Paris, France

What did one math book say to the other math book?

Boy, do I have problems!

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