Math Jokes

From Horan, 7 years old, United Kingdom

Why six is afraid of seven?

Because seven eight (ate) nine!

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From Aleena, 9 years old, Canada

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Beacause, seven ate nine. (7, 8, 9)

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From Alan, 12 years old, France

Young Man: What do calculus and girls have in common?

I don’t understand either of them!

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From Jeremiah, 14 years old, Wyoming

Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X.

She’s not coming back and we don’t know Y.

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From Clayton Swartz, 12 years old, United States

What did the math book say to the psychologist?

Can you help me? I have problems!

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From Paloma Funny, 12 years old

Daniel had 50 cookies. He ate 20 of them. What does he have now?

Diabetes.

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