Math Jokes

From Nate D., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

Math:

What did the circle say to the square?

How about some pi?

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From Ga-dur, 11 years old, Guernsey, Wyoming

What did one triangle say to the other?

Let’s get together and square dance!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, MICHIGAN

Math teacher: “What is 7 Q plus 3 Q?” Student: “10 Q.”

Teacher: “You’re welcome!

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From Nobody sayin nothin, 12 years old, Ohio

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus (wrong bus)!

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From Elena, 12 years old, U.S.A

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi!

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From Carissa Awesomeness, 10 years old

What state has the most math teachers?

Math-achusetts!

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