Math Jokes

From Lee, 9 years old, Philippines

Why was the math book sad?

Because, he had many problems!

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From J.K., 3 years old

How did the angle stay in a cold room without a jacket?

He stayed in the corner of the room, where it was 90 degrees!

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From Madigan M., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

Math:

What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of insect?

An algae-bee!

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From Nate D., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

Math:

What did the circle say to the square?

How about some pi?

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From Ga-dur, 11 years old, Guernsey, Wyoming

What did one triangle say to the other?

Let’s get together and square dance!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, MICHIGAN

Math teacher: “What is 7 Q plus 3 Q?” Student: “10 Q.”

Teacher: “You’re welcome!

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