Math Jokes

From dj, age 14, Smallville

What are ten things you can always count on?

Your fingers!

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From Jaden, age 7, NH

Why is everybody scared of the 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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From Hannah, 9 years old, Pennsylvania

Why did the circle do a flip?

To get in shape!

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From alexander, 6 years old, Rochester Hills, MI

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless!

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From Rosa, a grownup, Uruguay

What does Bobby have if he has 6 oranges in one hand and 8 in the other?.

Big, big hands!

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From Evan, 14 years old, New York

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

It wasn’t, 6 is a number and thus incapable of cognitive thinking.

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