Math Jokes

From Re33, 3 years old, T Land

Q: What is a polygon?

A: A dead parrot!

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From Charline, Glasgow,Scotland

What snake does a math teacher like?

An Adder!

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From Mathilde, age 10, Illinois

Why did the child eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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From Shay, age 12, Australia

If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?

None; they’re all copy cats!

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From Utsavi, age 9, India,Mumbai

What did the kid say to his math?

You know some day, you will have to solve your own problems!

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From Sophie, age 9, London, England

What did 0 say to 8?

“Nice belt!”

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