Math Jokes

From Arjun, age 13, Chelmsford (Mass), USA

Why can’t you say 288 in public?

Its two gross!

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From Barrett W., 10 years old, IA

How do you make seven an even number?

Take the ‘s’ out!

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From Audi M., age 12, Paris, France

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it is the scenter! (center)

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From Anonymous, age 14, New Orleans

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because 7 ATE 9!

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From Kayleigh, age 9, Ontario, Canada

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

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From Tom, age 16, Cleveland, Ohio

What did the tree say to the mathematician?

Gee, I’m a tree! (Geometry)

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