Math Jokes

From Lalitha, age 9, Mumbai, Maharashtra

An interviewer asks a child how many seconds are there in a year.
The child said 12… why?

January Second, February Second…

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From Vaso, age 8, Moscow, Russia

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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From Sara, age 8, Los Angeles, CA

Teacher: If I have 25 apples in one hand and 10 apples in another hand, what will I have?

Student: Very big hands!

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From KID, age 7, LONDON ENGLAND

WHAT DID THE KID SAY TO HIS MATH?

GROW UP AND SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS!

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From Heather, age 12, SC

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!

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From Carlo, age 12, Purchase, New York

What is 5 Q plus 5 Q?

10 Q? your welcome

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