Math Jokes

From Ethan, 11 years old, Usa

What did the boy call his ruler that broke in half in math class?

A fraction

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From Annie, age 10, Korea

What is 2000 pounds of laundry?

Washington!

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From Lalitha, age 9, Mumbai, Maharashtra

An interviewer asks a child how many seconds are there in a year.
The child said 12… why?

January Second, February Second…

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From Kaitlyn, age 12, Fairfield, MT

What months have 28 days?

All of them!

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From Vaso, age 8, Moscow, Russia

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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From Sara, age 8, Los Angeles, CA

Teacher: If I have 25 apples in one hand and 10 apples in another hand, what will I have?

Student: Very big hands!

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