Math Jokes

From Sydney, 9 years old, Ontario

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 ate (8) 9!

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From Rachael, age 11, Billingham

What do you get when you cross a calculator and a friend?

A friend you can count on!

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From Dee Guo, age 8, California, U.S.

What did the math book say to the student?

You’ve got to solve all my problems.

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From Amanda, 11 years old, La Junta, CO, USA

How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it’s left to the reader as an exercise.

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From Leah, age 11, Georgia, United States

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7,8,9!

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From Alicie, age 14, London

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

‘Cuz 7 8 9!

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