Math Jokes

From Ailed, age 9, Lamar,Colorado

Why did the kid keep a ruler under his pillow?

He wanted to see how long he could sleep!

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From Anthony Hill, 9 years old,

How do you make 7 even?

Take off the s!

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From Debbie, a parent, Memphis, Tennessee

How does a cow add?

With a cow-culator!

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From Kim, age 13, Iola, Texas

Why would you call an 11-inch person a prince?

Because at 12-inches he would become a ruler!!!!

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From Wilfred, age 10, Stebbins, Alaska

Why was the obtuse angle ugly?

She wasn’t a cute angle!

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From Joey S., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

What is a swimmer’s favorite math?

Dive-ision! (Division!)

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