Why did 5 stay near 6?
Because 7 ate 9
Math Jokes
What did Math say to Science?
I sure got problems.
What has two hands but cannot carry anything?
A clock!!
What’s a math teacher’s favorite pie?
Root-barb! (Rhubarb!)
One night, a king and queen go into a castle. No one was in the castle and no one came out of the castle. The next day, three people came out of the castle. Who were they?
The knight (night), the king, and the queen!
How do you make seven even?
Remove the “S”!
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