Math Jokes

From Shima Chan, 9 years old, Japan, Tokyo

How do baby goats know how to multiply?

They are just smart kids!

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From Helen L , a teacher, Nairobi Kenya

What do math teachers eat during Thanksgiving?

Pumpkin pi!

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From Vedika, age 8, Plano TX

What table is the longest table in the world?

The multiplacation table.

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From Jacob Whiteside, 7 years old, California

Why did the right triangle go to the beach?

Because it was ninety degrees!

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From Samantha, age 9, NY

Why was the obtuse angle upset?

Because he was never right!

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From Kaylin, age 12, Centrailia , Washington

What kind of underwear do math teachers wear?

Algebras!

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