How do you get a book to like you?
You check it out.
Library Jokes
This is a book I really recommend. It’s called “How to Keep Your Bathroom Clean”.
It’s by Ty D. Toilet!
Why did the sea gull fly into the library?
To get some bookworms!
What did the page say to the cover?
You’re squishing me!
A man enters a library and walks up to the librarian at the desk and says loudly, “I’d like a cheeseburger with fries, hold the ketchup!”.
The librarian replies in whispered tones, “But sir, this is a library!”.
Coming to his senses, the man replies in a whispered tone, “Can I please have a cheeseburger with fries, hold the ketchup.”
What is the tallest building in the world?
The library of course, it has the most stories!
