Here’s another interesting book title: “Race To The Outhouse” by these authors:
Will E. Makit and Betty Wont !
Library Jokes
There were two hamburgers; they were having a race. One hamburger was in front and another in back: what did the hamburger in front say to the other hamburger in the back?
Come on, ketchup!
Why did the baseball player take his bat to the library?
His teacher told him to hit the books.
A girl complained to the librarian that there were no good books.
“Well, there’s some extra ones on my desk,” the librarian said. “Do you like the look of them?”
“Yeah!” announced the girl happily. “Wow, these books look so cool!”
The High Cliff by Eileen Dover
Robots by Anne Droid
Hot Dog by Frank Furter
Ghosties by Frank N. Stine
I’m Fine by Howard U
Downpour by Wayne Drops
Teach Me by I. Wanda Know
Tugga War by Paul Hard
Surprised by Omar Gosh
What A Shock by Sue Prize
C’mon In by Doris Open
Blowing up the Building by Tim Bur
The Yellow River by I.P. Freely
Robots by Anne Droid
Hot Dog by Frank Furter
Ghosties by Frank N. Stine
I’m Fine by Howard U
Downpour by Wayne Drops
Teach Me by I. Wanda Know
Tugga War by Paul Hard
Surprised by Omar Gosh
What A Shock by Sue Prize
C’mon In by Doris Open
Blowing up the Building by Tim Bur
The Yellow River by I.P. Freely
What did 1 statue say to the other?
Is statue bro?
Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
