Knock Knock Jokes

From Danny, age 7, Canada.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?

You can tuna a piano but you can’t tuna a fish!

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From Andy, age 9, America.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Door.
Door who?

Can you please open the door?

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From Brett, age 9, Australia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ahmed.
Ahmed who?

Ahmed a mistake! I think I want the house next door!

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