Knock Knock Jokes

From Benjamin, age 7.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?

You talk like an owl!

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From Kaitlyn, age 11, Brantford, Ontario, Canada.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?

Teacher your best subject!

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From Joseph, age 6, Plains, Pennsylvania.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah!
Yah who?

Did I just hear a cowboy?

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From Lizbet, age 10, Moreno Valley, California.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Help.
Help who?

Help me!

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From Kathryn, age 10, U.S.A.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?

Water we waiting for?

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From Tabitha, age 12, Texas.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?

I thought you would phillip the tank!

Please wait...