Knock Knock Jokes

From Suhaus, age 9, Lincoln, Nebraska

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?

Tennis-see!

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From Devan, age 11, St. Catharines, Canada

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemonade.
Lemonade Who?

Lemonade me introduce you to my friend!

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From Timothy, age 10, Shrewsbury, PA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toby.
Toby Who?

Toby or not to be!

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From Emily, age 9, Shrewsbury, PA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?

No silly, cows go MOOO!!!

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From Veronica, age 9, Shrewsbury, PA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?

I didn’t know that you could yodel!

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From Hilary, age 9, Westmeath, Ireland

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?

Phyllis up a cup of water!

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