Knock Knock Jokes

From Kamen T., age 9, Canada

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?

Lettuce in!

Please wait...

From Megan, age 11, Pennsylania

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Argue.
Argue who?

Argue going to let me in or not?

Please wait...

From Nishele and Kelly, age 11, Altus, Oklahoma

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disney.
Disney who?

I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney (dizzy HA,HA)!

Please wait...

From Gloria & Jesscia, age 10, Tampa, Florida

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Get off.
Get off who?

Get off the internet!

Please wait...

From Kyle, age 7, Attleboro, MA, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Archie.
Archie-Who?

God bless you!

Please wait...

From Hannah, age 8

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

Please wait...