Knock Knock Jokes

From Jessie A., age 12, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?

Cargo does not go who. Cargo vroom vroom!!

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Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Would.
Would who?

Would you like to let me in now?

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From John, age 13, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yodalahi.
Yodalahi who?

Hey man, why are you yodeling?

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From Charnise G., age 12, St. Thomas, Virgin Islands

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?

Ketchup to me and I will tell you.

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From Christeena B., age 11, Belgium

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?

Barbieque!!

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From Kaylie, age 9, Illinois

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?

Olive Harry Potter!

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