Knock Knock Jokes

From Becky, a reader, Texas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tick.
Tick who?

Tick ’em up. I’m a tig tad towboy!

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From Teagan J., age 9, Australia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?

Oliver across the road from you!

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From Michael-Jared, age 7, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luck.
Luck who?

Luck through the key hole and you’ll find out.

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From Erica, age 8, San Diego

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

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From Rebecca Mold, age 9, Ontario, Canada

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dot.
Dot who?

Dots for me to know, and you to find out.

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From Rebecca, age 9, Ontario, Canada

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?

I’m fine, Hawaii you?

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