Knock Knock Jokes

From Louise, a parent, Little Rock, AR

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?

Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel.

Please wait...

From Susan, age 10, New York

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?

No, silly. Cows go MOOOOOO!

Please wait...

From Lance V., age 10, USA.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?

You tried to hide her but I spied her.

Please wait...

From Amber M., age 11, Louisville, Kentucky

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?

Don’t cry. It’s only a joke.

Please wait...

From Jacy & Katy P., age 8, Alva, WY

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C….

MOO!!!!!

Please wait...

From Kristen M., age 10, Chicago, Illinois

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mama.
Mama who?

Mama, please open the door!

Please wait...